Jacob

An infertile and retarded giant. He is an unfortune to everyone around it and has the beefiest of sausages. I hate this man with my soul what a cunt.

We're going to the zoo! I wanna go see the Jacobs! I love how they eat their own shit!

by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023

Jacob

Jacob is the nicest person you will ever meet. He can be very shy around people he has never met before but when your friends with him he opens up and is really funny. He loves to play video games especially GTA. If you ever meet a Jacob, try and make him your friend because he is the kindest and funniest person ever!!! He can sometimes get very agitated sometimes but competitive. He may swear a lot but that’s what makes him funny.

Jacob’s insane at fortnite my guy

by LOLIOMbooooom April 15, 2021

Joe Jacob

A little boy who plays fortnite and calls every single living thing the N-word. Loves hentai, but will try to deny it for odd reasons. Also worships xxxtentacion like a god because he can relate to him. Like every other kid.

Guy 1: Bruh my grandma died last night. I’m so sad.
Guy2: Get Rekt nerd *does the Take the L dance*
Guy: wow you’re such a Joe Jacob

by Adrian 666 January 3, 2019

Jacob

A dumbass trannie that has lying hair and looks like a gorilla and has a small dick maybe he doesn't have dicl but fs if you see him runnn!!!

Oh my look its Jacob let's get out of here

by Hdhdjennddj November 15, 2019

Jacob

Typically a very smart and shy little boy who loves his girlfriend named abby and is super athletic

"Omg look it's Jacob He's so good at track"

by Your girlfriends sister February 28, 2022

Jacob

Very sexy boy, loves women, will pound pussy hard, loves to be romance, if you not Jacob girlfriend then you gay, love Jacob, because Jacob does not love you.

Omg Jacob has such a big cock

by ThatGirlInYoMathClass November 30, 2020

Jacob Riley Downing

The name of the most sexiest man alive , when he walks by all the girls they grow a penis and get the most pants throbbing erection. Jacobs also really buff from his pre workout and gym sessions with his friends Craig Kelly & Riley Kerr

Girl: OMG I got a BF

Other Girl : OMG who is it

Girl : Jacob Riley Downing

Other Girl : Holy fuck I just grew a dick and got a pants throbbing erection

by JacobIsDaddy25_YT March 15, 2023