Band kid

A rlly lame loser. Even worse if they’re named Scout 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Michael: “yeah at least I’m not a band kid tho”
Amelia: “bro ur way too cool to be a band kid (🤢)”

by dopeorchkid😎😎 May 18, 2023

radar the band

A group of half lousy gits who scream at eachother.

See those guys over there? That's radar the band!

by The willow wisp April 2, 2023

IT band injury

any of various injuries accrued in a mosh pit where you and your nerd buddies are playing virtual instruments on their blackberries in lieu of a band.

Leon "Dudes, I just went to Mike's sweet party and there were a bunch of nerds from the IT department there playing the Star Wars Theme Song on their Blackberries, and I was totally rocking out and hit my head on Mike's pocket protector and it bled everywhere.

Other dudes, much more cool than Leon "Dang, man, sounds like a pretty bad IT band injury."

by Burgelflurg April 1, 2009

Rubber band

A name for a condom or cock ring. Condom cuz they are made from rubber and cock ring because it can be used as one.

Do you have a rubber band?

by Faxbois August 29, 2018

Band practise

The gathering of associates to smoke drugs.

What time you coming around for band practise? Don't forget ya triangle.

by faqxnoz August 4, 2024

band 4 band

basically means going $1000 for $1000, comparing them n basically showing off what you have

Bob-Lets go band 4 band
Billy-Show me ur dad
Bob- Aw shit..

by BOPIDYBOP March 25, 2024

Blazer Band

A musical group, usually from the early 2000’s, that begins to experience a degree of success in which they feel obligated to create a facade of professionalism by wearing blazers over semi casual attire in press photos and during performances.

Dude #1: Yo, I saw Spoon at the Windjammer last night.

Dude #2: Sick. How was it?
Dude #1: It was alright. But I feel like it’s been ten years and they’re still just blazer band, try hard status though.

Dude #2: Weak.

by Hipsterstew October 17, 2021