Goatness

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Goatness

Bro that anime was straight goatness
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Goatness

bro that anime was straight goatness
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Safari Goat

A large mammal that lives manly in Africa that eats almost anything. Mostly just an elephant.
Yo dude, did you see that safari goat eat that pumpkin!
by King Panda October 21, 2018
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goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument
Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.
by dani_bear99 March 28, 2015
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cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
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person 2: cake after sex is so goated
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by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021
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Goat me

The act of asking your partner to ram their head up your anus during intercourse or as a type of foreplay, as opposed to ramming their fist up your anus. The term comes from observing how goats tend to ram their head into other people's butts in cartoons and the like.
John:"So... Sarah said:"goat me" while we were having sex yesterday. Isn't that crazy"
Peter:"Dude, that's so totally sick. I wish my girlfriend would ask me that. You are so lucky!"
by Allen_Hotty2009 May 18, 2017
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