El Ranchero

The man of the ranch for he is always lost in the sauce, or someone who is the player of players.

Damn he was el ranchero with that girl last night

by Cpl jacobson November 21, 2021

El Monko

A slang term for the fluid excreted during ejaculation.

It took her five minutes to lick all the El Monko out of his arse.

by Guy Trenchman September 05, 2003

El Bolo

A bowling ball shaped head

That bloke has a serious El Bolo

Look at the size of that Bolo

by Elbolo April 09, 2021

El Bolo

The definition of someone who's big headed

Look at that guy over there, he's a right El Bolo

by el_bolo April 09, 2021

El Smashio

The alter ego that emerges when you have tipped over your limit of alcohol consumption.

El Smashio came out when I took that last Tequila shot.

by DaBaldHeadRasta (DBHR) May 17, 2021

El Cumpleaños

A nighmare-ish beast that steals days and brings darkness to us all.

"Oh fuck, it's El Cumpleaños! He's gonna steal our days!?!"

by Jack Shack September 28, 2017

Fury of El Dorado

Is when two guys are having sex with a woman and then accidentally start urinating on her

She really saw the Fury of El Dorado last night if you know what I mean.

by GTrainK October 15, 2020