El Cumpleaños

A nighmare-ish beast that steals days and brings darkness to us all.

"Oh fuck, it's El Cumpleaños! He's gonna steal our days!?!"

by Jack Shack September 28, 2017

Fury of El Dorado

Is when two guys are having sex with a woman and then accidentally start urinating on her

She really saw the Fury of El Dorado last night if you know what I mean.

by GTrainK October 15, 2020

El Presidumbo

President Donald Trump

Citizen J : "The way things are goin' in the courts with "Peacock Paul" Manafort and "The Bumbler's Bimbo Bagman" Michael Cohen - El Presidumbo Trump will have to build his wall RIGHT around the White House."

by Guru Voodoo August 22, 2018

el brochanick

A dildo / vibrator.
A word to use in polite company when you're horny.

Combination of Brock O'Hurn, Chad White and Nick Bateman.

Kat: I'm going home to el brochanick

by OprahTeabags September 06, 2017

El Ranchero

The man of the ranch for he is always lost in the sauce, or someone who is the player of players.

Damn he was el ranchero with that girl last night

by Cpl jacobson November 21, 2021

El Monko

A slang term for the fluid excreted during ejaculation.

It took her five minutes to lick all the El Monko out of his arse.

by Guy Trenchman September 05, 2003

El Bolo

A bowling ball shaped head

That bloke has a serious El Bolo

Look at the size of that Bolo

by Elbolo April 09, 2021