Post boyfriend depression

When everything starts going wrong whenever you're not with your boyfriend. For example, you cry over everything and small things bug you, you hate everything whenever he's not with you and your starting to hate life if it's without your boyfriend

Person 1: Oh my god why are you crying again?
Person 2: Its Post boyfriend depression. I miss my boyfriend!!!

by boyfriendswifey January 8, 2025

Crush depression

When you don't have a crush but you've consistently had one. Crush dryness

I'm going through crush depression because I don't like sam anymore.

by Milk lady January 10, 2025

Cuteness depression

When somethings so cute that it can make you feel sad.

Often when looking at said cute thing your heart can feel heavy and tears are even possible (along with other physical reactions linked to sadness).

"this fanart is so cute it makes me have cuteness depression, hes just so chubby and cute and dumb holy shittttt😭"

by Zora Sekai July 27, 2025

Treating Depression

Just tell them to start threatening to murder children. Cured mine right up.

Hym "Treating Depression. Easy. Threaten to murder kids. Bam! Depression cured. Just make sure you have a pistol on you when you do it. Threat child murder... And then use people's reaction to it to gauge whether or not you got to stab some kid... And if they are cool with about it don't do it and if they aren't stab the absolute piss out of one."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2025

Depressing

All dark blue and shit.

This is depressing, dude.

by Your father-in-law, Bob March 21, 2025

Depression

When your not OK because you just cried yourself to sleep last night... you went to bed thinking, and knowing that your worthless. You woke up this morning hoping today will be a good day but like every other day it probably won't turn out to be the best day ever. See your tired of waking up to find out that your worthless and that you won't make it through the day without crying at least 2 times. And sadly you can't do anything to fix that sadness. But through time, people with depression have learned to hide it with a fake smile. And that fake smile is the reason why nobody suspects a thing. So they just continue to hide it until one day all of that sadness brakes you down and makes you feel like your not worth it, and you don't deserve to be on this planet. And then it eventually reaches a point to were you just want to end your life, right that second.

Boy 1: I don't think im supposed to go through depression at the age of 13.
Boy 2: Neither do I.

by Dododododoo :) November 24, 2021

depression

sadness

him: i have depression

me: cheer up

by NotHecker#3231 May 20, 2023