Depressed

Something my friends think I’m lying about being.
OMG you’re lying right? You can’t be depressed.
by Lol I’m A Gay Bitch September 9, 2019
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depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.
I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help
by Yo8484 March 17, 2017
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Depression

When death is holding you by your buttocks.
Depression meaning - Death is holding me by the buttocks, I'm taking meds to make him stop.
by Andr Vlaisa March 18, 2019
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Depression

one day i woke
and i drank some coke
i ate some ass
then chewed on grass

I kissed an eagle
then I went on omegle

Angelina is cute
but she is also mute
she is babe
she wants to eat a crepe
I swam in a lake
then ate some cake

a bird fucked
then she ducked
she birthed a pig
who liked to dig
eagle ate some pills
and then she stole some bills

I drowned a girl
then I ate her pearl
i flew to mars
those are bars
a squirrel had aids
hearing aids

A girl called angeling gay
Angelina said no way
angelina ate a mat
then she sat
Angelina flew the sky
then she turned into a spy

THE END
p.s Im sorry I gave you depression
Depression. The part when the author ate some ass made me cry. That was so deep.
by Deep dolphin October 15, 2020
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depression

me
oh! your in so much depression, your me!
by hi, yes, hello, i'm me January 22, 2020
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depression slippers

It's a metaphor for the wearer (person) that has the big sad and needs mental support because they are probably gay. They often feel like they are left out or lonely and tend to listen to sad and depressing music.

This is because slippers often look as if they are sloping or saggy we associate that they're sad or depressed.

((CREDIT TO KALLIE FOR FOUNDER OF THIS PHRASE.))
Person 1: Dude, why is that girl so sad?
Person 2: She has been wearing her depression slippers a lot lately.
by BonnieTheBunny1611 December 15, 2019
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