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leave a lunker in the fish bowl

To take a big crap and not flush the toilet.
Don't invite E. pettit over, he often will leave a lunker in the fish bowl!
by kolman March 20, 2008
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Jiggly Vodka Bowls

Jell-o shooters, especially the ones made by my bestest buddy in the whole wide world Lisee Marie. Completely devoid of water, these jell-o shooters are made with nothing but vodka and they are not shooter sized, they are most often in cereal bowls and sometimes coffee mugs...the truely enthusiastic or hellbent on getting shitfaced insist on having an entire Jiggly Vodka Bowl to themself...in under an hour.
So Lisa, what kind of stuff are you serving at your party tomorrow night?
I was gonna serve some jell-o shooters but we can't drink my water right now.
How about some jiggly vodka bowls?
FUCK YES!!!
by Dani2274 February 11, 2008
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filling the cereal bowl

When a man masturbates while laying down and finishes on his own stomach, leaving cum in his belly button, just like filling cereal bowl with milk. Except the milk being semen and the cereal bowl being a belly button.
Last night I was watching porn and filling the cereal bowl
by Komasixx December 5, 2018
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Rice bowl emoji

When your mate is trying to spice up your Saturday eve/corrupt your face by suggesting you get some banger in.
Will: 🍚

me: is that a rice bowl emoji?

Will: yh

me: sick
by ricebowlemoji April 18, 2018
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Two Bowls of Rice

the second bowl of rice is offered to you by the Iraq general when he wants to F-yer azz.
Iraqi General: Hello LTC how do you feel today?

LTC: General I a little hungry today

Iraqi General: Hungry enough for two bowls of rice?
by King Of Komms August 5, 2011
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super bowl 52

a rigged super bowl. complete bullshit. eagles paid the refs.
geez tommy cheated worse then the eagles did in super bowl 52
by laurenfrommaine May 4, 2018
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Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl

A holy day that has been created to pay tribute to the most beautiful plant on earth, the holy herb, the beloved ganja, more commonly known as marijuana or cannabis.
You might be thinking, "but wait, there already is a holiday for that, 420." True, but wouldn't you agree that such a wondrous thing deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year, not to mention, perhaps on a day that is not also Hitler's birthday (4/20/1889)? Nevertheless, 420 is an amazing, exciting weed holiday around the world, we back that up whole heartedly. Just saying, it's about time for a fresher more epic holiday to give justice to where it is due.

The Holy Chronicals is nothing casual. It is a commitment to celebrating cannabis culture. Every 9/9 no matter the time or place, grab your fellow ganja lovers, bring your piece of destiny (dope piece), get some holy shit (best weed around), pack the eternal bowl (fattest bowl you can find), and pass that shit to your buddy to the left. Get high, meditate, laugh your ass off, and thank the ganja. Time will bring about several changes in life, yet the beauty of Mary Jane and friendship is timeless.

History: the holiday was officially started on 09.09.09 (precursor had taken place the previous year on 08.08.08) at LBC Longboard Circle also known as Stoner Circle, by three stoked stoners in a small town in Irvine, CA.
MI: Happy Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl!
NP: Pack the Eternal Bowl
BN: Smoke some Holy shit
and get high as fuck. We Love Weed.
by mellowyellow999 September 10, 2009
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