Nerd Birds

A term used to describe the gayest, lamest, and nerdiest team in all of baseball; the St. Louis Cardinals.

Did you know A-Mart is a Nerd Birds fan? What is she thinking? What a dork!

by 59 Five November 17, 2011

Kiwi Bird

-The rare Reed Irwin found outside Philadelphia
-a bird with a long beak that can smell for miles similar to reed irwin

The famous Reed Irwin / kiwi bird lives in PA.

by DEITZ May 13, 2005

J-bird

Referred to a person who is in and out of jail often. Also used to refer to an asshole; or both combined.

That boy Nassty such a J-Bird.

by DarkAngel22 March 15, 2014

Dirty Bird

A blunt that is filled with all the left over weed from your roaches.

we didn't have enough money to buy a new bag so we decided to roll up a dirty bird.

by Bigblk212 April 29, 2009

scary bird

A person in the LOSB* private members club. *League of Scary Birds. This is an internet-based club, it's the biggest group of TRUE friends in the world, where just about anything goes on any topic from serious to trivial. Ribald humour is de rigeur. A Scary Bird can be male or female.

I was talking on the phone to X, she's a fellow Scary Bird. We're arranging drinks but we'll have to hire a private room, you know how raucous and loud it gets when Scary Birds get together.

by Cheezy Dwarf February 25, 2005

bird asian

You know, those Asian girls who are really skinny, really quiet, dress well, and steal really hot Asian, White, even Black guys from non-bird Asian girls.

Hot Guy: "Dammnnn look at that hot asian chick!"
Non-Bird Asian Girl Next to Him: "Ughhhh!! Fuck that bitch, she's a Bird Asian."

by jarna August 9, 2008

Mother Bird

v. to ejaculate into a partner's mouth. And subsequentally to have them feed it back to them.

You better mother bird for me ho, before I slap you.

by Edalexben March 12, 2008