Douche Bag

1. n. - Someone who commits cowardly acts and refuses to take responsibility for them, usually getting peers in trouble. Often tries to put others down with insults that a person with the intelect of a snail could think of. Never lends money, never does favors, does not give a f_ck if you go and jump of a cliff. A crappy friend, relies and depends on other people misery for pleasure.

"Josh is such a f_ucking douche bag, he put dog sh_t in my backpack and told me it wasn't him, then asked me for a dollar for a water bottle... i pushed him to the floor and he cracked up and told me to get a life."

by PlGEON May 16, 2006

Big Bag

Ejaculating excessively due to enormous testacles.

Max: Dude, you big bagged in my ass again!
James: Yeah, now you get to mudfall in my hair

by jameslamarcurry February 26, 2008

maggot bag

Another word for a meat pie from a suspect location or "gutter eater".

Would you like some degreaser with that maggot bag

by Adman June 27, 2004

sloot bag

A girl whos a BIG whore and is a bitch on top of all a gang of that shit... shes been around and back...

Girl: *swallows* I love doing that
Guy: Damn the only reason I had you duck me off is because ur loose... pshh fucking sloot bag.

by Mackenzie May 13, 2004

schmuck bag

A rather large fanny pack that is usually worn by a tourist on vacation.

"Look at the size of that schmuck bag. What does he keep inside?"

by Rob R September 7, 2006

doggy bagging

When a girl grabs your balls while your fucking her from behind.

Hey bitch, you better be doggy bagging!

by Poo Plog January 25, 2011

leather bag

A descriptive term for a male or female "sun worshipper" who has spent one hour too many sunbathing or visiting the solarium, that their skin has acquired the texture of wrinkly brown leather such as the one found on Gucci bags.

Forget the sunscreen. Let's turn into leather bags!

Check out that seventy-year-old leather bag!

I'm going on a cruise to play bingo and fraternise with rich, leather bag grannies.

by Costas Mantratzis February 23, 2008