west texas drift

(noun) Weaving or wandering around the road, caused by road hypnosis from driving down many miles of empty and perfectly straight road that looks exactly like the last many miles you drove. Driving these roads on cruise control with your hands immobile on the steering wheel leads to inattention to driving, or to boredom strong enough that you're tempted to swerve off the road on purpose rather than by accident.

(verb) To unintentionally drive very very gradually off the road or into the opposing lane, because the road is so empty and boring that you aren't paying enough attention to notice.

I was reading a magazine while driving to El Paso, and the west texas drift took me halfway across a field before I even noticed.

The next town is in a straight line 269 miles away. When I finally get there, I'd better get a hotel room; all this west texas drifting is about to make me at one with the tumbleweeds.

by exstock April 8, 2009

Texas Tres Leches

The act of finishing inside all the orifice’s of a woman, respectfully with consent.

I’m about to give her a Texas tres leches.

by tequilamucho April 1, 2022

La Coste, Texas

Where?

"I'm from La Coste, Texas..."

"...cool?"

by lacostian November 18, 2011

Texas Oil Derrick

When during intercourse a man picks up a woman and dips her onto his dick repeatedly similar to an oil derrick

Dude) hey there you like Seasaws?

Girl) why?

Dude) cuz id like to show you my Texas oil derrick move

by Chuck X. Walker January 13, 2011

Texas Lane Change

To change from the far most left lane of the interstate, to the far most right lane at a high rate of speed, in an attempt to make the exit. Typically occurs on Texas Interstates such as I-45, I-10, etc.

“Whoa bro, watch out this guys doing 95 to try and make the exit!” “Damn, he almost hit me doing that Texas lane change!”

by Coolsno September 11, 2022

Pink Texas Gold

The only good thing about the Bush family. see Nopehole

Pink Texas Gold would be nice if their father wasn't such a fuck.

by The Joe December 3, 2004

Texas Chili-Bowl

The act of a male eating the ingredients to texas chili and proceeding to make himself vomit on his girl's head. Then he places a bowl on her head and gives her a haircut.

Joey: I am kind of hungry. What should I eat for dinner?

Stephanie: I really need a haircut.

Joey: Are you thinking what I am thinking?

Stephanie: TEXAS CHILI-BOWL!

by Cesara June 19, 2008