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Southern monster truck

A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head
S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler

T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk
by Youngbuck420 April 26, 2023
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Vurping the tickle monster

Vurping is a verb that is a combination of vomiting while you are burping.

The tickle monster is poopy poop head who craps in little kids happy meals and hides in straw and soap dispensers.

Vurping the tickle monster is the action of using the air from the burp to projectile your vomit because he craped in your happy meal and ruined the toy. 😡
Person 1: hey have you ever seen the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah I vurped the tickle monster last night because he crapped in my kids happy meal

Person 1: dang, that sounds rough I hate Vurping the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah hes a big fat L and skill issue
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hooded cheese monster

Dude whipped out his hooded cheese monster to make her vomit.
by Crowley June 28, 2017
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Concrete Mixer Monster

Kyle...
by 667965464554rter January 6, 2021
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I See Monsters

Definition:
The "I see monsters" enigma refers to a disconcerting phenomenon associated with the phrase itself, wherein the mere act of acknowledging the presence of menacing creatures seals an individual's fate with an air of foreboding certainty.
Explanation:
The term "I see monsters" enigma encompasses the unsettling revelation that occurs when one utters the phrase, signaling an encounter with ominous beings. It suggests that the moment a person admits to perceiving these eerie entities, their destiny takes a sinister and irreversible turn.
Originating from a tapestry of folklore and chilling tales surrounding the phrase "I see monsters," the enigma serves as a cautionary symbol, alerting individuals to the potential consequences of gazing into the abyss of the monstrous. While the specific outcomes may vary across different accounts and narratives, the overarching understanding remains that encountering these creatures, as denoted by the phrase, ushers in an imminent danger, an unfortunate destiny, or an unwelcome transformation.
guy 1: "I See Monsters" guy 2: "hell nah your ass is done for"
by SuperMajesticStar June 16, 2023
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Monster horse cock

An abnormally large horse dick
by Jhgdt May 29, 2021
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