Pin the Tail on the Donkey

When you're about to have sex with a girl on her period... you turn out the lights so it's dark, flip her around into the doggystyle position, bend her over, pull her tampon out, and attempt to stick it in her ass in the dark as if you were blind folded and trying to pin the tail on the donkey. Upon completion, sex is mandatory but the return of the tampon to the vagina and/or Donkey Punch is optional.

"Dude, my girl was on the rag last night so I had to play a little "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" to get a piece.

by Daniel Patrickk December 17, 2006

Swamp Donkey

Eldest sibling of the family who wears a bell as jewelry on holiday gatherings. Also known as swamp sister in some eastern philosophies.

My sister Sarah is the Swamp Donkey this year with that bell on her ear.

by beecolony November 26, 2009

Swamp Donkey

A large girl or slut who likes to cause a lot of drama! She lurks into the scene with taking advantage of unwilling men!

A Swamp Donkey is a Cheerleader who takes advantage of an unwilling coach who manipulates him while he is drunk and then wont go away!

by Hamp-Mike-P, and C-3 February 9, 2010

Swamp Donkey

A crazy old red headed motherfucker pretending to be a high school ag teacher that tells unbelievable bullshit that is completely and utterly...false.

"Even though I'm 5'1", 240 lbs. I used to run track and bench 350, and I also can shoot a ping pong ball off anyone's head from 250+ yards with a crossbow.....I AM NOT A SWAMP DONKEY, YOU GODDAMN LIL BASTARDS!"-MW

by IMakeSparksWhenIWalk40 December 21, 2008

Swamp Donkey

Adj.; Someone of extremely unappealling looks; A repulsively ugly person.

Bob: Oh, dude, look at that ugly chick!
Bill: Oh my God, she is a real Swamp Donkey!

by M. Stenersen December 28, 2005

donkey kick

The act of lifting the back end of a motorcycle in the air. When a person on a motorcycle applies the front brakes excessively, it lifts the back wheel, essentially the opposite of a "wheelie".

"For my trick I don't know if I should do a wheelie or a donkey kick."

by Chaudunfz6 July 29, 2007

Donkey Kong

A person who claims to have some attribute in complete opposition to reality. as in Donkey Kong not being a donkey at all.

"Brian told me the other day he could program in C++, but it turns out he couldn't even open the editor. He's a real Donkey Kong."

by OMNIARCHON Psychomanc3r January 20, 2009