1) The King of cursing in my book. To be used in moments of extreme pain or frustration. This curse is most often heard after a man smashes his finger with a hammer. It must be pronounced in a single breath and with a good sense of rythem.
2) A person you do not wish to see right now.
2) A person you do not wish to see right now.
1) -"cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch!"
-"you ok?"
-"I just shot the nail gun through my temple!"
2)George Bush
-"you ok?"
-"I just shot the nail gun through my temple!"
2)George Bush
by REV. Smitty February 23, 2005

a person who cheated on you
by Kmart098 June 11, 2018

by chandler December 1, 2002

by Marina June 24, 2004

Term used to describe ones enjoyment of having sexual intercourse with an older woman, a "cougar" perhaps. Not to be confused with the commonly used pharse to describe an unfortunate incident that has occured.
Gentleman 1: "Wow, that lady is a total MILF."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."
by Giggitygigants August 8, 2009

Saddam Hussains reply to the threat of invasion by coalition forces during the first Gulf war.
In reality when faced with large forces that had a superior technological adavantage his military reply was more akin to that of an elderly aunt with alzheimers.
The phrase has found it's way into everyday use.
In reality when faced with large forces that had a superior technological adavantage his military reply was more akin to that of an elderly aunt with alzheimers.
The phrase has found it's way into everyday use.
1. Saddam Hussain's reply to the coaltion's ultimatum was that 'if any army set foot in Iraq that they could expect the mother of all battle's'.
2. If you don't get your finger out you are going to get the mother of all bollockings from the boss.
3. Are you going round to Geordie's tonight? they say he is going to throw the mother of all parties.
2. If you don't get your finger out you are going to get the mother of all bollockings from the boss.
3. Are you going round to Geordie's tonight? they say he is going to throw the mother of all parties.
by Blue Cawdrey November 26, 2004

by hehe July 3, 2003
