by Lisaloveskids June 21, 2025
Get the Red smith middle school mug.A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.
Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.
Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.
Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
I fucking hate Battle Ground High School it’s full of faggots. Can we pretty please go get more zyns now???
by HaydenGray88 June 29, 2025
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Home of the monkey insurance and bank corporation, East lyme middle school is a school in east lyme connecticut where monkey dollars are the main currency.
a man named jaywalking made monkey dollars
a man named jaywalking made monkey dollars
by jaywalkingman July 1, 2025
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Random stranger: Yo kid, what school are you from
Kid: Diocesan Boys’ School
Random stranger: Yo how can my son get into your school too…
Kid: Diocesan Boys’ School
Random stranger: Yo how can my son get into your school too…
by ReformedRabbiGameOfTheYear_806 July 3, 2025
Get the Diocesan Boys’ School mug.Insanely racist high school in Ellicott City Maryland. Home of the pot heads, drunk Young Life attending "athletes," and of course the super-whites. A bunch of Indians who think they classify as white just because they have blue eyes and their mommy and daddy let them play sports, gay white kids who have "trauma," and sex crazy arabs who fuck in the parking lot during lunch. The administrators spend their time screaming at random black kids in the hallways, the teachers favorite passtime is bullying their own students, and the parents who give their kids alcohol and let them stay out until 3am, come to school hungover but everyone is somehow oblivious to this. Walk into a bathroom, and an arab guy will try selling u a 3.5 for $10, n a white guy will be terrorizing a sped kid because he knows he will get away with it. And if ur a girl, there will be a group of juicy couture wearing, bath and body works spraying girls hitting a cart and talking about sex and bad about the girl who just left. At least the parties are fun, i guess if your definition of fun is passing around Ashley. But don't worry, because its only a matter of time until they get their next racism scandal, or pedo teacher scandal, and they will finally be relevant again.
by 30294820394820 July 11, 2025
Get the Mt Hebron High School mug.A place where you can smell miami mint geek bar mixed with period blood at all times! and maybe learn sometimes but thats rare for this school. its filled with a bunch of lafayette hill preppy lululemon wearing girls, conshy and plymouth ppl who try to be ghetto, whites who say the n-word, weed smokers, and drug doers. unless you wanna go to a school where their is 5 fights in one day, do NOT recommend.
person 1: where do you go to school
cms student: fuck is u talking about bitch ima bitch slap yo ass
person 2: you must go to colonial middle school!
cms student: fuck is u talking about bitch ima bitch slap yo ass
person 2: you must go to colonial middle school!
by orange_love374 July 16, 2025
Get the Colonial Middle School mug.Colonial Middle School is a place that will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a white or white washed bony girl yielding Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.
by nooodiabetoorollbacktokitchen July 16, 2025
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