Smacked ass

The name of the guy in a relationship where a chick is just using the guy she’s with but he thinks she loves him

“Man - if that guy only knew how she really felt about him ….. he’s such a smacked ass!”

by MollyRust September 20, 2022

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touch ass

Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.

It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.

You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.

My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.

by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025

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Bucket-Ass

Dude with 2 5gallon pails between his legs and back. Surprisingly a really fast skater.

Man, look at Darren's bucket-ass. No wonder he skates so fast!

by Assshhy January 8, 2022

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practicing ass

the act of dicking around without purpose, usually by a small child.

Mom: “What is Dez doing with that toy?”
Dad: “He’s just practicing ass...he don’t do nothing with sense.”

by MrE150 December 31, 2021

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Ass crease

-Booty brows

-The lines under your Buttcheeks

1: yesterday I saw a dude jogging in short shorts that were ass crease height. ‘‘Twas quite nasty.

2: why all these thots be wearing dresses that are ass crease height in the winter?

3: I can hold a pencil in my ass crease. Want to see?

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019

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