I have my kid in the car

I have a firearm or some type of weapon

Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo

I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up

rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon

by 5G-Star December 4, 2019

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My hot wifey

NotUrJinx on xbox

Me: my hot wifey is NotUrJinx<333
Bob: omg shes hot<3

by DoggoQueen3026 May 28, 2022

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Butts In My Bell

Feeling butterflies in your belly but for some reason you feel the need to abbreviate it.
Not to be confused with the medical condition of having literal butts in your bells.

Person A; I'm so nervous, I have Butts In My Bell
Person B; Is that the medical condition?
Person A; No

by The Ballin8tor August 11, 2023

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Flip My Jips

Flipping the fuck out.

Don't touch my ice cream or I'm gonna flip my jips

by D-bag12 August 9, 2016

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Hey, just thought this was a really great way to say ily. You're amazing and sweet and everything above and beyond. My bb (cody) is the most amazing person in the world. Well, sort of. He's an ass and makes you stay up until 4 in the morning but he also let's you know how amazing you are out of the blue. He loves you but he's uncomfortable and is to awkward to say it. But you know it because he shows it. You fight with him about stupid things that he did but then you want to smile everytime you see him name on your phone. He's adorable but also so obnoxious. Ily cody.

My bb (cody) is annoying as hell. But I love him... I guess.

by Get off me. April 20, 2019

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