My ass

THE THICKEST THING IN THE WORLD... "My ass" (jk im flatter than paper) 😔✌️

person: whAt is 1+1?

person: mY aSs
person: wHaT aSs
person: ö

by youcantwerkwhileinasplit November 3, 2019

National eat ass and smoke grass day

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after

November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards

by TedyTSN November 3, 2019

asses

people who regect this, and all of the other ones

yall are asses

by ohyesdaddy165 November 4, 2019

Slap anyone's ass - day

Today you can slap who ever you want on its ass. You're welcome.

Just show them this and they will slap yours too!

EVERYDAY 24/7.

Is it slap your ass-day today?
Heck yeah
Slap anyone's ass - day

by tjabejb November 5, 2019

Ass Crack

Crack cocaine that's being smuggled in someones rectum.

Let's smoke some Ass Crack!

by Yours truly_ November 9, 2020

Bulldog ass

When a woman has an over-abundance of 'junk in the trunk', so her ass looks like 2 bulldogs in a burlap bag, fightin' eachother to see which one can get out faster.

Look at the bulldog ass on that one!

by SuburbanNary November 10, 2020

National Ass Slap Day

Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.

Holy shit dude, I'm lucky it's national ass slap day!!

by BillieTB November 10, 2020