Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.

by BigDog823 November 2, 2019

My ass

THE THICKEST THING IN THE WORLD... "My ass" (jk im flatter than paper) 😔✌️

person: whAt is 1+1?

person: mY aSs
person: wHaT aSs
person: ö

by youcantwerkwhileinasplit November 3, 2019

National eat ass and smoke grass day

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after

November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards

by TedyTSN November 3, 2019

asses

people who regect this, and all of the other ones

yall are asses

by ohyesdaddy165 November 4, 2019

Slap anyone's ass - day

Today you can slap who ever you want on its ass. You're welcome.

Just show them this and they will slap yours too!

EVERYDAY 24/7.

Is it slap your ass-day today?
Heck yeah
Slap anyone's ass - day

by tjabejb November 5, 2019

ass-blaster 300000000

inserting a penis into someones asshole and leaving it there for days on end until finally removing it and letting every thing come out.

p1: "I just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: "yo nigga wtf."

by stupiddumbshitter November 30, 2020

ass-blaster 300000000

leaving your dick in someones ass for 5 months then pulling it out

p1: " just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: " yo nigga wtf."

by stupiddumbshitter November 30, 2020