Having a ass shaped curve in your chin/jowl may be ugly. But one thing is guaranteed when dating a guy with a ass jowl. Enormous penis. When I first met a guy with an ass jowl, I got surprised because of the soft third leg just hanging there. It’s so big, that giving it a nickname would be understandable.
by Ted Schmosby October 11, 2020
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Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe
by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022
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by lordyrei December 12, 2024
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by Exquisite smith January 17, 2017
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The boys whilst in Thailand got a Thai Woman to play ass roulette with both of them in one of the massage parlours at 3am in the morning
by seanmacca94 July 25, 2019
Get the Ass Roulette mug.Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.
1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021
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