Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

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character ass-sass-ination

Refers to publicly-voiced derisive/uncomplimentary remarks/details ("sass") made about someone regarding his less-than-perfect-looking posterior ("ass").

(a prime example of character ass-sass-ination, from an old "Blondie" cartoon) Mrs. Dithers: In my younger days, I had quite a following.
Mr. Dithers: And she still does, heh, heh, heh... (cheekily placing his hand beside his mouth as if to prevent his wife from hearing his "aside" remark) ...but her dress-maker keeps it well-hidden!
Dagwood (staring down at Mr. Dithers' prostrate figure that's sprawled untidily on the floor as his irately-unamused wife stomps off in a huff): Do you see stars, Boss?
Mr. Dithers: Stars?!?? I can see the entire AURORA BOREALIS!!!

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

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Soap Ass

Usually implying some level of homosexuality. A funny term used to describe someone who "drops the soap."

You're such a Soap Ass! Ha ha.

by 456654456654 December 23, 2012

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National grab ass week

Grab/Slap Anyones Ass All Week!

Carly: hey john
John: can i grab your ass

Carly: why not its national grab ass week

by ohyaohyes September 24, 2019

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Shit ass bird

Go-to easy, trashy lay; town bicycle

I can go get any shit ass bird

by Assshitbird July 8, 2017

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Ass

A beautiful glorious thing that sits on the back half of a human(only hawt ones)...Megan thee stallion has a glorious beautiful luscious ass...and you do to!!

Person one:hey look at their ass
Person two:damn-
Person one:isn’t it glorious

by Chaos_outta-contxt April 23, 2021

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