Depression

Atif Asif after every girl

Atif got depression after Annhein dumped his ass

by atifydepressy October 27, 2021

I'm depressed

me to imma commit sudoku.

"I'm depressed af bich"

by murder :D December 3, 2024

Pummler's Depression

Pummler, a rare German species often sighted watching memes, has depression.

"Pummler's Depression really makes him sound dead inside"

by HelloIamUser August 2, 2017

Depression jack

A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.

I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle

by DanTheWan August 12, 2023

Depression Day

September 3rd because of the birth of satan.

woman: why are you sad?
man: because it's depression day!

by justarandomuserontheinternet September 3, 2020

Depression

Depression
1.Something all freshman girls have.
2.Wanting to commit self oof
3.Being sad

1.(Freshman girl 1)OMG I have depression. (Freshman girl 2) OMG ME TOO. (me actually depressed) shut your ass up i have been diagnosed with depression. BY A DOCTOR!
2. I AM GOING TO COMMIT SELF OOF.

3.Man i wish i was good enough. i should kill myself then people would be happy

by Depressed Kid 69420 December 19, 2019

Depression

:Chantra Myers/briggs

Chantra Myers/briggs depression, sadness!

by Chantramyers1993 June 9, 2025