matthew parrott

A white boy from deep in the woods that doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks about him. He's usually the one who is the life of the party. But at the same times he knows when enough is enough

Bro did you see Matthew parrott at the party last night that shot got crazy

by The Tennessean April 19, 2019

matthew

literally the most handsome man on planet earth i love him sm.

matthew is my bf:))

by ohmygodkms November 24, 2021

Matthew

A name given to a person with a particularly large cock

Matthew is the best name

by Matthew , get it ???? March 17, 2022

Matthew

A Matthew is ragin homophobe he is super religious. He is a fat mexican that cant play basketball to save his life. Though struggling to cross the border a few times he still manages to sell drugs to the low lifes in the U.S.A. He pretends to cut his wrist for attention because he has zero friends. He loves tacos and El Chapo. He prays to El Chapo every night before bed and lets not forget Pablo Escobar.

See that fat dirty Mex over there, thats a Matthew

See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.

Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.

by MexMexMexTentacionMexMexMex May 23, 2018

Matthew

A tall man, usually quite handsome but not adorned by girls. Mostly into memes and gaming with the boys.

Matthew, wanna make memes?

by DiamondReaper 24 September 24, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is a pretty cool guy. Although he has some bad sides, like never admitting hes wrong, and he always thinks hes the best out of all his friends. hes more of a type of guy who likes to hang out with his crushes rather than his friends. Matthew can be helpful at times, and can be pretty chill. sometimes he gets really angry and annoyed.

hey Matthew, isnt 2+2 four?
no, its five im im right

by KingFlames87 November 10, 2020

Matthew Costello

Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.

Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!

*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)

by farm_merge_valley_lover August 17, 2024