by longshlongjohn May 3, 2020
Get the Devil’s tapmug. To have or provide an alibi so airtight it would remove all doubt and vindicate even the devil.
See also Devil's Advocate , Devil's Plea
See also Devil's Advocate , Devil's Plea
Tom: Hey Joe! Did you steal my stereo?
Joe: No way dude. It wasnt me.
Tom: How can I believe you after you stole all my porno's?
Joe: How about the fact we are currently standing in an airport next to a plane I just unboarded which came from Canada where I have spent the last 3 years? Is that a Devil's Alibi enough for you?
Tom: Hmm....yeah I guess so...
Joe: Oh and also I have the new HDDVDHDFDHD 9001 Nexus iOne at home you can come look for yourself
Tom: Yeah yeah I get it.
Joe: No way dude. It wasnt me.
Tom: How can I believe you after you stole all my porno's?
Joe: How about the fact we are currently standing in an airport next to a plane I just unboarded which came from Canada where I have spent the last 3 years? Is that a Devil's Alibi enough for you?
Tom: Hmm....yeah I guess so...
Joe: Oh and also I have the new HDDVDHDFDHD 9001 Nexus iOne at home you can come look for yourself
Tom: Yeah yeah I get it.
by notyourfiend August 15, 2019
Get the Devil's Alibimug. by The real devil's uno April 16, 2021
Get the the devil's unomug. “Hey baby I’m gonna light this bowl, wanna do the devils salad toss?”
“Yea we did the devils salad toss last night after we had a sesh”
“Yea we did the devils salad toss last night after we had a sesh”
by Goneandghosting November 8, 2022
Get the Devils Salad Tossmug. Oleoresin Capsicum (OC) Spray or Pepper Spray. If the non-lethal weapons instructor-trainer is old-school, they'll give you the "double-dragon" treatment on a windy day with an MK-9 or "Mark Nine," which is the fogger version of the standard MK-4 they issue 5811s and 31Bs in AIT at Fort Leonard Wood Basic Military Police Schoolhouse.
I hated being sprayed with the Devil's Piss, especially when I went through the MARDET FLW Basic MP Schoolhouse for INIWIC also referred to as the "House of Pain". When GySgt. Sheaffer busted out the MK-9s I freaked out, but hell, it was a windy day and he didn't wanna have to re-spray us with the "double-dragon" treatment. Well, at least I earned and retained by Level II certification as a non-lethal weapons instructor.
by kinghiroichi1 June 18, 2025
Get the Devil's Pissmug. by pseudoapplealation August 1, 2025
Get the Devil's Sodamug. Usually consumed by starving Dead Heads and Hippies, Devil's Toenails are simply a crushed-up version of Ramen noodles without the liquid, usually with whatever flavor packet is included.
"We're all so strung out on acid that we can't even heat up a cup of water. It looks like we'll be eating Devil's Toenails again tonight for sure!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 22, 2023
Get the Devil's Toenailsmug.