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lap greens

The bits of weed that fall on your lap while packing a bowl or rolling ajoint/blunt. Usually added to bowls mid-rotation to "freshen up".
That bowl is almost done? Check your lap for lap greens!
by xBigg_Mike May 8, 2015
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Emily Green

She is nice person (usually a farmer) with amazing hair and a great smile. She will always make you chuckle however if you annoy her, she will get very upset and sad. She is obsessed with cats and loves all types of animals. And is the most trustworthy friend you could ever find.
by Emily Greeny January 26, 2019
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Greening out

When you smoke so much weed that those little thoughts in the back of your head that are kind of anxiety inducing come straight to the front of your head like a goddamn bus like it'll have you be in paranoid of every little thing or you'll get so high that you don't feel well or you'll get so faded that you just pass the fuck out
Ex: yo, I took way too many hits off the pipe bro. I don't feel very good I think I'm greening out *passes out*
by A fuck-nut February 19, 2023
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Green Day

Possibly one of the best bands to ever exist. Billie Joe Armstrong is on of the best singers on the planet. Responsible for great songs such as "Basket Case" and "Holiday"
Person 1: "Hey, did you go to the Green Day concert last night"
Person 2: "Yeah! And I had the time of my life, Billie Joe Armstrong is the GOAT"
by r4ZOMBY4r September 13, 2020
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green movement

the process of your bowels eliminating undigested salad; vomiting or diarrhea

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the world trying to make itself a better place
(1) "Dude, are you finished in there or what?"
"Sorry, bro, I'm having a green movement!"
"Well spray some Glade in there! That's gross."

(2) During the green movement, our goal became to eliminate the use of water in toilets so that we'd have more clean water to drink and the fish wouldn't have to swim in our feces.
by 415enviro March 2, 2011
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green pleb

A common nickname for someone who really enjoys and/or abuses the color green in a way that is considered overused.
"That dude really loves green" "yeah hes totally a green pleb"
by Life4stay March 29, 2017
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Green Telletubie

Dream: I like minecraft.
Me: LOL stupid Green Telletubie
George: I like minecraft.
Me: Awww me too, wanna be friends
by Stargazer49 November 14, 2021
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