Hams

the hottest and the prettiest girl you’ll ever meet <3 i love hams

girl 1: omg , i miss hams so bad..she’s just amazing!
girl 2: oh yeah, totally.. hams is just the hottest girl i've ever met!

by hamoseisthehottest November 21, 2021

slippery ham

When you try to poop in the toilet but miss

I was going to the bathroom, boy was it a slippery ham

by Cotlno January 4, 2019

Ham

A rich white person most likely from the suburbs. Usually wearing khaki pants, dress shoes, and a tucked in button up shirt. Any white person with a bowl cut can also be considered a ham. You can find a lot of hams in catholic schools.

Who’s the new kid with the bowl cut? I think he’s a ham.

by Timothy Ham December 13, 2019

Ham Salad Party

2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings

1 Cup juice of baby feelings

1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours

Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.

My fuckin’ guts are ham salad party stuffed after that CJ party at Gene’s house last Tuesday.

by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025

southern ham slut

Someone who has sex with a pig upside down in the south, most likely in Florida.

My aunt is a southern ham slut.

by Todd Benson January 22, 2023

green eggs and ham

a moldy stank ass cunt that dont know when to shut up

gawd jenni is such a GREEN EGGS AND HAM she needs to shut the fuck up!

by huehuehuesuck February 6, 2017

Ham And Cheeks

Ass and thighs

She offered to give me the ham and cheeks.

by Lexx Diamond April 29, 2021