Douche vader

Coined to define Phelps, douche vader is a funny expression since it recalls Darth Vader.

Michael Phelps is such a douche vader that it's not funny.

by macondo October 13, 2008

douche nukem

A person who wears white Oakley's and walks the Earth like his shit don't stink.

person a) "SGT Cinnabon thinks he's so tough."
person b) "Oh you mean that Douche Nukem over there?"
person a) "Yep, he's a tool."

by Juan Rambo May 9, 2016

Zach Douch

Absolute legend that is pro at AFL, and is an awesome friend. Always there for you ;)

Matt: Zach Douch is an awesome friend
Jake: Zach is the best
David: Zach is a babe

by matt469 November 8, 2011

douche it out

Wash it, usually with fresh water from the faucet.

If you get seawater in it, be sure to douche it out with fresh water before setting the parts out to dry.

by Craig Johnson January 27, 2004

douche bag

someone who is completely thick as crap and has no meaning to life

tony blair!!WHAT A DOUCHE BAG

by keir dickson April 25, 2007

douche tool

wears the same sweater every day
thinks he is the shizzle
is a douche
is a tool
has a pyramid head

me: that guy is friggin dumb dude
you: he's a douche tool.
me: i know, right?

by JohnPaulDCLXVI April 1, 2009

Douche Bag

A douche bag is used as a form of slang meaning "idiot". A Douche bag can also be used as a bag in which dirty sanitary towels are kept.

"ANDREW SWIFT you are oficially a douche bag as you never emptied your mum's douche bag"

by acheeseface January 7, 2009