December 2

National skip school day

Tim: Billy, guess what today is?!
Billy: What?

Tim: December 2, National Skip School Day!!!!

by (╥﹏╥) October 29, 2019

December 17

National take your girlfriend/boyfriend virginity day. If your girlfriend or boy friend is a virgin you must remove them of their V card.

Tom: hey Sarah are you a virgin

Sarah: come on Tom we only been dating for a week
Tom: it’s December 17th
Sarah: oh fuck sakes.

by Killjoy:pretensions December 14, 2021

December 4th

National ass pic day

Get on snap and use that trap card because its December 4th

by Thtrandomguy December 4, 2020

December 9th

National leave your girl on read day

Bsf he left me on open

Did you not know today is December 9th?

by Toxic shit December 9, 2020

december 7th

The prettiest girls were born this day. They’re always innocent but extremely beautiful and sexy. Don’t let a december 7th baby get away.

a: wow, she’s so sexy I think it’s ment to be
b: boy, she’s a december 7th girl what did u expect?

by heeeey November 24, 2019

December 25

ITS FUCKING KRIMUH BITCH DID YOU THINK ITS FUCKING SLAP YOUR BEST FRIENDS ASS DAY OR SOMETHING YOU STUPID IDIOT

Me: “Yooo Ashlyn guess what day it is!!”
Ashlyn: “Oh yeah it’s December 25, slap your bff ass da-“
Me: “NO YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH ITS KRIMUH!!”

by A person what did u think December 23, 2021

December 10

National give your friends candy at lunch day!

Example:

you: here’s some candy
Friend 1 & 2: oh it’s December 10th

by doggylover509 December 6, 2019