by HelloIamUser August 2, 2017
Get the Pummler's Depressionmug. a depression dump is a person that cares about so many people and wants to help them, but when they ask for help people call them selfish.
person a: my cat died :(
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...
(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"
person b: am I just your depression dump?
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...
(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"
person b: am I just your depression dump?
by bondfirr May 12, 2021
Get the depression dumpmug. A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
by DanTheWan August 12, 2023
Get the Depression jackmug. 1.(Freshman girl 1)OMG I have depression. (Freshman girl 2) OMG ME TOO. (me actually depressed) shut your ass up i have been diagnosed with depression. BY A DOCTOR!
2. I AM GOING TO COMMIT SELF OOF.
3.Man i wish i was good enough. i should kill myself then people would be happy
2. I AM GOING TO COMMIT SELF OOF.
3.Man i wish i was good enough. i should kill myself then people would be happy
by Depressed Kid 69420 December 19, 2019
Get the Depressionmug. by justarandomuserontheinternet September 3, 2020
Get the Depression Daymug. A depression that is only found when one is completing Educake work while having a total breakdown. It is horrific.
by wasianbitch March 25, 2021
Get the Educake depressionmug. Something me and my dumbass 5th grade friends are going through right now thanks to you know what.GURLS!
5th grade girl:Do you know why your friend is so DEPRESSED.
Boy:Probably because ever since you rejected him he is the"Proud" president of the suicide squad.
Thats DEPRESSION
Boy:Probably because ever since you rejected him he is the"Proud" president of the suicide squad.
Thats DEPRESSION
by 5th grade dummy April 4, 2019
Get the Depressionmug.