Cow Daughters

Occurs when you are raped by a bull.
Or have a buddhist dentist who is a cattle rancher that has a ranch called neverland ranch and invites you over for an "appointment"
Leads to mad co disease which is a STD

Wow eggroll...i didnt know you had daughters...
I dont..they are cows
so you have cow daughters?

by Raging Requiem January 12, 2009

Moo-Cowed

To be fooled into an internet date by someone who is much fatter then their pictures indicate.

I had a Tinder date last Thursday but she moo-cowed me; she must've weighed 250.

by Ababababababa March 28, 2023

Cow

Asher's mom

Look there is a cow

by I'm a furry January 18, 2018

healthy cow

A woman who has plenty of milk to nurse her child.

She was a very healthy cow when her son was born and she even had some extra milk to help her friend, who had a daughter around the same time.

by ElephantEight August 10, 2023

Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.

That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!

by MasterGnash April 15, 2019

cow

a self centered bitch

Gina is such a cow

by Truefuckingblue July 28, 2020

Epic Fail Cow

the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.

Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!

by QuezOreo November 18, 2011