/brō kōd/
Not to be confused with bro code, the breault code, until now, has been the unwritten set of discourtesies performed by that one guy in your group who cannot be trusted with your girlfriend:
1. Never be loyal to your friends unless it benefits you; YOU are your #1 breault
2. Hoes before bros. Never forget this
3. The best poon is plundered poon
4. If your buddy has a girlfriend you are interested in or have jerked off to a photo of, start casually hitting on her immediately to plant the seed that you want to plant your seed
5. Always keep things cool with your buddy, while making sure to slowly turn up the heat with his girl
6. Whenever you are out with your buddy and his girl, always flex on him by buying as many rounds as possible for him and his girl
7. You don’t fuck with your buddy’s girl, unless he is out of town for at least 24 hours or is asleep, at which time your buddy has waived all rights to his girl and she is considered a forfeiture. If this opportunity presents itself, jettison the friendship with your buddy and make your move; she’s yours now
8. Once you've taken your buddy's girl to Pound Town, don't tell your buddy but feel free to tell his friends. He won't find out
9. If you see your buddy out and he asks any questions, deny everything and ghost
10. Win. High-five, breault
Not to be confused with bro code, the breault code, until now, has been the unwritten set of discourtesies performed by that one guy in your group who cannot be trusted with your girlfriend:
1. Never be loyal to your friends unless it benefits you; YOU are your #1 breault
2. Hoes before bros. Never forget this
3. The best poon is plundered poon
4. If your buddy has a girlfriend you are interested in or have jerked off to a photo of, start casually hitting on her immediately to plant the seed that you want to plant your seed
5. Always keep things cool with your buddy, while making sure to slowly turn up the heat with his girl
6. Whenever you are out with your buddy and his girl, always flex on him by buying as many rounds as possible for him and his girl
7. You don’t fuck with your buddy’s girl, unless he is out of town for at least 24 hours or is asleep, at which time your buddy has waived all rights to his girl and she is considered a forfeiture. If this opportunity presents itself, jettison the friendship with your buddy and make your move; she’s yours now
8. Once you've taken your buddy's girl to Pound Town, don't tell your buddy but feel free to tell his friends. He won't find out
9. If you see your buddy out and he asks any questions, deny everything and ghost
10. Win. High-five, breault
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