Brandon

He’s a wonderful guy that you can ever meet. If ur dating Brandon your very lucky cause he will also care about you and love you a lot.

Gaby-“I’m so lucky I’m dating Brandon!”
Itzel-“true you guys make a cute couple.”

by Gaby his gf April 5, 2019

Brandon Howard

Former CEO of parchmentpaper.com

Brandon Howard: "Must be tough living life on easy mode"

by urbandictionaryuser232456 May 29, 2024

Brandon

The big stinky

After I took a shit, I smelled like Brandon.

by Babyboo234 September 13, 2021

Brandon

He looks mean on the outside , but deep down inside he has a kind heart for others. He’s the type of guy to have no friends, no girlfriends, just himself. Dating him means dropping your guy best friend, otherwise he will find him and put a bounty on him. Most Brandon’s also have back problems. Perhaps it is because they have to carry that giant phat cock around.

Yo look at Brandon! He’s such a loser complaining about his back a lot.

by definitelynotbrandon November 22, 2021

Brandon

A bitch who sucks at Friday the 13th game. Has little balls and loves to blind unicorn his boyfriend.

Wow that Bruno is a Brandon!

by Sailormoon147 August 10, 2018

Brandon

The opposite of a "yes, and," a Brandon is a "No, Fuck you!" and adds absolutely nothing to the scene you're in whatsoever.

Keith: "Hello father, how was work today?" Brandon: "I'm not your dad, l'm your unemployed sister in law! Time for my catchphrase!"

by Theno2show May 8, 2023

Brandon

One who takes “Emilie’s” on Disney trips.

Person 1: Man, Brandon is sure lucky with all these vacations he goes on.

Person 2: Emilie is even luckier! He is surprising her soon with another trip soon!

by sulla123 November 27, 2021