Alex Fikda

Is a good man with big penis

Wau! This is Alex Fikda

by FunAndrej123 November 21, 2021

skillz and alex

something to refer to when some one has absolutely 0 hoes/female attention, and I mean 0.

"I swear, that guy can't ever get a girlfriend"
"ah, he's just like skillz and alex :D "

by starcat.thegodessofrizz January 19, 2023

Alex ingalls

A young Caucasian male who is not funny in any way shape or form. Spends all his time with females and says he can “pull” but gets friendzoned everytime.

girl : Alex you are like a brother to me

Alex: 😎

Fucking rad kid named Jacob: you are gay for hanging out with chicks that have no interest in dating you

Alex the fag : you’re just mad you can’t pull 😎

God: fucking dumbass Alex pull means to “get the girl get them to suck your balls not get them to make bake cookies with you 😂.

Alex *commits not living*

Jacob: lol xd

Alex: what is the meaning of this 😩 I thought I was pulling them 😰

God: stoopid

The whole fucking universe after Alex ingalls dies: *world hunger ends* *crime around the earth stops* *all war ends* *all scooter kids get shot**everyone starts skating** eternal life*

by Kobyisfat March 26, 2019

Alex Status

The position one finds themselves in having overcome an unsurnountable burden out of their immediate control

I was trapped at the bottom of a well and there was no way out, but then the well flooded and I could swim to the top and achieve Alex Status

by HooseOfWidnes March 24, 2022

Alex field

Super nonce who likes to finger children and then gets them to kick him in the sack.

That kids half naked
Time to do an Alex field

by 86bitch December 16, 2019

Alex Cupstid

The most perfect adorable amazing best cutest funniest most talented brillanted squishiest fluffiest and many more to describe this man he is very love able and has many things that make him unique and he's the best there is 😍😍

You're so perfect omg

He's Alex Cupstid

by Artist123 February 13, 2016

alex surprise

When you have a third leg, but your grandpa only finds out from your Facebook picture. Looks like a midget is hibernating between your legs.

Becky needed a wheelchair after experiencing the Alex surprise.

by Theredbullet May 26, 2017