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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the rhetorical, (lol), response to the oxymoronic rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard/ people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's 'undesirable' (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her as well.
by Sexydimma November 13, 2012
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Wes

Wes has a big cock
by Chukkmann August 30, 2022
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Wes

Wes is a god on earth, he collects girlfriends by the dozens, often making "light work" of the daunting task, his collection now features 367 different girlfriends. Wes is charismatic and courageous, much like a pompous cucumber. He is intelligent and works hard in school, being likened to having the IQ of a cauliflower. Those who see a Wes no that they are about to be seduced instantaneously.
Person: Wow! its a Wes, he has the IQ of a cauliflower but he's so seductive...
*falls in love*
Wes: Light work.
by Wesinator 3000 March 23, 2021
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we go get

The opposite of getting got. Not falling for a scam or other foolery.
We don’t get got, we go get - Dennis, IASIP.
by Dundunsparce October 23, 2023
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We finally beat Medicare

One of Joe Biden’s biggest gaffes said on the 2024 Presidential Debate
Joe Biden: Making sure that we’re able to make every single solitary eligible for what I’ve been able to deal with… uh… with the COVID… uh… excuse me… with dealing with… with everything we have to do with…look… uh… uh… uh… if… uh… uh… we finally beat Medicare.

Donald Trump: Well he’s right he did beat Medicare he beat it to death and he’s destroying Medicare
by nb21-rz2k August 4, 2024
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Hurt a jew, we sue you

Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.
Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡

Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2024
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We-

When you and your friends hear something fucked up and don't know how to react.
random person: I have a crush on my church's priest!

We: We-
by pequeño October 14, 2018
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