Divorced dad

It fucking means that you're dressed like a divorced dad, you're probably gay btw

Guy 1: you look like a divorced dad

Guy 2: what's that supposed to mean asshole

Guy 1: ur gay

Guy 2: *makes out with guy 1*

by Jesus.is.your.mother June 29, 2021

Dad

Something that will never come back. The only thing that he will CUM in is your sorry asshole... Why did you have to go to Prison, Dad?

I wish that I had a Dad

by Big Fat Meaty Cock January 20, 2019

Imani’s dad

Person you who doesn’t pay the bills
Thinks he is grammatically correct (even when he isn’t)
Has a bad hairline

Eww is that Imani’s dad

by Cleaningclown July 16, 2022

Dad

That guy who left when you were a kid

You: Hey Mom, I miss Dad
Mom: We all do Sweetie

by UnchainedBitch21 February 25, 2019

dad

gone

my dad is gone

by ded sam June 2, 2020

Dad

A man that has a son, watches football on the couch drinking Bud Light 24/7, then leaves the family to go get milk.

My dad has been trying to get milk for years now. Wonder when he is coming back...

by Cheesejuicelolxd February 17, 2021

dad lore

The craziest and amazing stories your dad tells you about his life before he married your mother. They'll have you in awe, crying on the floor laughing, and jealous that your stories are lame in comparison.

Dad"Did I tell you the time I went backpacking through Europe"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"

Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."

Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"

me" you got the best dad lore"

by dr.marly December 9, 2023