Canadian Brown Eye

When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.

This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.

by SomeFreakyDude August 11, 2011

Mostly Canadian black bear

A black bear that is mostly found in Canada... that's just it.

WOW! Look at that big mostly Canadian black bear, I wonder if it has any maple syrup.

by kkksupreme June 18, 2019

Canadian Necktie

A necktie tied by someone else for you, especially a stranger.

Ralph: Are you wearing a tie?
Robert: Oh it's a Canadian Necktie, I have no idea how to tie these things.

by Carledo Beowulf November 11, 2018

canadian abortion

When you hit a pregnant girl in her cooter with a hockey stick causing a miscarriage.

Gordy found out his girlfriend was knocked up, so he gave her the ol’ Canadian Abortion.

Problem solved.

by Phat Guy Tie Dye January 6, 2024

Canadian Mist

The worst whisky you will ever try. The BPA leaching plastic bottle is not a nice touch. Will ultimately lead to the worst night of drinking you will ever have

“Is that girl okay?” “No, she drank half a bottle of Canadian Mist”

by Toedaddy February 18, 2021

Canadian walkabout

Long hike or camping trip with no amenities.

Dude on PBS documentary was on Canadian walkabout following moose.

by Kjahnke812 January 18, 2017

Canadian

A person that drinks maple syrup living in igloos, is nice except when you start it, and people who look like Eskimos. They play hockey and ride dog sleds to get around. (Not realistically)

I wish I was a Canadian, then I could eat maple syrup all day long

by Mexhellee December 26, 2020