thick as two bricks

South African definition of stupidity

Jissy! That okie's thick as two bricks, he can't even tie his shoelaces

by Necrosys June 6, 2016

Exciting two man

2 bros get together and find 2 girls who are down to have intercourse. Once started the girls switch between guys throughout

Yo bro I’m tryna run an exciting two man with Brooke and Amanda

by Commonknolage September 26, 2023

two plugs and no socket

dont know what it means. something to do with scotland

It means that if a man marries a woman he has never slept with, he would have no grounds for divorce or even objection if he woke up with two plugs and no socket.

by herman merivale November 11, 2021

Two-handed Samurai

When you're jacking off with two hands. Comes from the face you make when you're about to blow.

My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.

by The man you're looking for May 19, 2022

two-minute handjob

When you're driving with your romantic partner and have to stop at a railroad crossing for a train, then the man pulls his penis out and receives a full finished handjob in roughly two minutes, or for however long the train is crossing.

Dick: "Oh look Jane, a train's crossing!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"

by realsuperiorP July 29, 2021

Two giraffes fighting

When someone is so high that they don't stop moving around,they can't sit still.flailing their arms,constant head and neck movement. Usually accompanied by distorted facial expressions or exorcism like behavior.Similar to noodle grooving,wiggling,swimming,tweaking

"she was tweaking so hard it looked two giraffes fighting."

by jublisstar October 23, 2022

The two week rule

When someone makes out with someone for more than 3 times in different occasions, the person must wait 2 weeks to make out with a different person to respect the other person's feelings.

I want to hook up with Josh tonight but I have to respect the two week rule so I do not hurt his best friend feelings

by anonymousjack July 4, 2016