texas tounge fucker

A cumstain that's been in a tube sock for a while.

Derrick you're such a texas tounge fucker!

by Nigerfaggot June 4, 2018

Texas Oil Rigger

The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.

"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"

"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."

by Nigger Cream April 23, 2018

texas love bun

A deep fried bun filled with nacho cheese, bacon, and french fries.

Did you hear that food truck downtown sells Texas love buns.

by Food slut September 29, 2017

Texas Mouth Wash

Lubing your dick up with a bottle of Tobasco sauce, then throat fucking the hell out of someone.

"Wow dude, did you hear about what happened to Samantha?"
"Yeah, I heard her bf gave her a Texas Mouth Wash...poor girl, her throat was on fire for the rest of the night."

by Massagingbetty February 14, 2012

Texas Shoe-horn

The act of forcing ones foot into their own underwear

I got Toby in a tight Texas Shoe-horn and he had to rip his underwear to break free.

by Mr. Haddad March 14, 2012

La Coste, Texas

Where?

"I'm from La Coste, Texas..."

"...cool?"

by lacostian November 18, 2011

Texas Lane Change

To change from the far most left lane of the interstate, to the far most right lane at a high rate of speed, in an attempt to make the exit. Typically occurs on Texas Interstates such as I-45, I-10, etc.

“Whoa bro, watch out this guys doing 95 to try and make the exit!” “Damn, he almost hit me doing that Texas lane change!”

by Coolsno September 11, 2022