September 8th

Spank ur homies ass day

Homie 1 : *smacks homie 2 ass

Homie 2: what was that for

Homie 1 : it’s September 8th

by anonymous September 7, 2021

September 3

The best couple ever got together on this day and will love each other always and forever.

September 3: C+J=❤️♾

by 333lover January 30, 2022

September 8

Ask a boy out in ur class

September 8 is a day where u ask out somebody in ur class

by Ask a boy in your class out September 7, 2022

September 9th

September 9th is a special day where someone gifts someone a bracelet made out of bra strap

hey its September 9th where's my bracelet?
what bracelet?
bra strap bracelet
...

by bomzpakis September 8, 2022

Super Spaghetti September

Spaghetti only, exceptions are 5 snacks in total.

- Related to No Nut November and Destroy Dick December

-5 snacks in total, if more than 5 snacks int total, you failed.

-Breakfast - SPaghetti
-Lunch - Spaghetti
-Supper - SPaghetti

-NOT recommended for people on diets or dislike spaghetti or other.

-enjoy the spaghetti my buddy

Dude 1: Yo bro, how are you on Super Spaghetti September?
Dude 2: I'm doing good, 1 more day to go! you?
Dude 1: I failed already :(
Dude 2: Aw, come on, Don't be sad, you can try next time!

by ANameCuzICan'tThey'reTaken November 9, 2018

September 11th

national love yourself day💖 A day you give yourself what you want and what you need
LOVE YOURSELF

Friend: Why do you keep posting yourself
Me: oh it's September 11th it's national love yourself day

by Yernika.evergarden September 10, 2021

13th September

THE DAY MY HANDSOME CRUSH WAS BORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

person1 : "happy bday"

person2: "wow I didn't know you remembered my bday being on 13th September!"

person1: "of course I would. I LIKE you."

(i actually have a crush born on this day but im way too shy to talk to him) -Author

by al_aa September 4, 2023