Nose Squisher

A blowjob given in such a way that the person performing it mashed their nose against the pubic area of the guy they're fellating. Not to be confused with a Blender, which is the same except the persom performing the blowjob doesn't keep their teeth off of the penis.

Kevin's couldn't stop shivering for a good five minutes after his gf gave him a Nose Squisher.

by NotableDiscomfort February 13, 2024

you brok my nose

oleg pakhotin has a very large penis and says this when he gets aroused (penis goes big)

big muscly man: i will brok your nos
oleg: you brok my nose
ig muscly man: i like lots sex

by jaqcuavious dingletonthefirst June 7, 2022

Nose

Something that lord Voldemort doesn’t have :)

Voldemort: I have a army
Harry: I have a nose
Voldemort: *kills

by Josh dunnnnnn July 9, 2018

nose leather

The dried sloughing of mucous membranes, typically the nose. "Boogers" to the less refined.

"ewwww, the bottom of this desk is coated in nose leather!"

by Eindecker August 31, 2024

Phuk Nose

A polite way of writing, "Fuck knows." Also used to bypass content filters, parents, and illiterate jackasses.

Can also be used as an insult.

<kurobeastix>: how'd class go?
<shadowsong>: phuk nose. i didn't go.
<kurobeastix>: LAWL

<imanoob>: wanna cyba?
<shadowsong>: bug off, phuk nose.
<imanoob>: wat.

by Shadowsong December 18, 2010

Long Nose Tribe

A slang term used to refer to the collective Jewish population (or a certain number of Jewish people), almost certainly used in the context of conspiracy theories revolving around such people. It serves to avoid any mentioning of Jews or similar names or terms for a variety of reasons, including but not limited to: evading word recognition that may ban or mute the OP, or fooling those unaware of the term into thinking nothing of their post(s).
Usually, "long nose tribe" is used within a larger metaphor involving cavemen, sticks, stones, etc. that is supposed to draw parallels to modern, Jewish conspiracy theories.
"Long nose" refers to the common stereotype that Jewish people possess long noses.

"Grug no like long nose tribe. Long nose tribe take pointy stick away from Grug; deemed too dangerous."

"Grug no think holobunga happen. Six million tribesmen no die in 5 years, but long nose tribe say it is worst tragedy"

"Grug see long nose tribe put weird food in river. Now boys in tribe wear skins for women; want forage with women, no hunt like men. Grug confused."

by Mcfighter2 September 3, 2023

running nose

when people have nose bleeds, its just our nose on a period. so when your nose isnt bleeding, its not on its period so when you stick a dick into there and they cum, you will most likely get sick. when your sick you nose runs because it gave birth to babies what run around a butt ton. so boom, running nose

guy 1: can i have some tissues? i have a running nose
guy 2: well then you better catch it

guy 1 : >:(

by THE CANDY MAN DOWN THE STREET March 19, 2023