Mike

Mostly a guy who is a gay
This have caused the term: He is a Mike

He is a Mike

by Destielmon January 27, 2017

Mike

Mike is a boring prick that doesn't like joining in.

Do we have to invite Mike, he's such a buzzkill

by Certainutensil November 23, 2021

Mike Vandantillaart

The hottest man around
Kyota Vandantillaart's dad
Grindr famous
$10 𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘫𝘰𝘣

Mike Vandantillaart really rammed me yesterday

by Kyota Vandantillaart November 10, 2022

mike pickle bum

A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.

"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.

by Lady Fairy May 27, 2016

mikes garbage bin

a person who does not live up to another expectations

I finally go to now her but she is a mikes garbage bin

by mista2 April 1, 2020

Mike Patton

The guy who can sing.

Gee, that Mike Patton dude sure can sing!

by NickyWhoIsPrettyCool March 20, 2017

White Mike

A little white bitch.

Oh shit there "white mike"

by @yurgirlR.H September 17, 2021