May 16

God was born

Who was born on May 16?
God

by Jamessssss111 November 22, 2021

May 4

National LOVE Morgan day!! Tell a morgan how much u love her.

person #1: it’s may 4!
person #2: OMG tell morgan how much u love her.

by momodown October 21, 2019

cape may

piece of shit place at the jersey shore, contains a bunch of poser surfers, who just fall over on the 2 foot waves.

look at those little bitches goin down to cape may.

by XxX June 1, 2004

May 26

!May 26 is The Toxic Girl Who Tries to Come Back to Your Life day

.Jorden: My Ex gf, Sarah, just texted me

!Steve: It's May 26, The Toxic Girl Who Tries to Come Back to Your Life day

by Very Yes May 26, 2020

sophie may

likes to say yeet a lot

sophie may yeet

by chickenchickennuggets July 7, 2017

May 28th

Hey evy here it’s my birthday and no one really remembers so here’s my snap so you can snap me a happy birthday snap :) @evelynn_0528

Happy snapping!

Also hi if anyone I know sees this so on May 28th wish me a happy birthday for gods sake

by Yourmainho12 October 21, 2019

Layla-May

If you come across a Layla-may especially with a twin sister you better watch your back. This girl is getting what she wants when she wants. She thinks that she’s so hard and that she’s “popular”. When we all know she’s not. Normally boisterous people who won’t let go of anything “rude” or “mean”. All in all they are horrible bitches that are freaking rude and horrible. Stay away from them. The particularly meaner ones have a twin sister and lesbian mums.

That girl is so mean she must bs a Layla-may.

by Cherrypickedtart October 29, 2019