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Tea-Drinking Male

Also shortened to "Tea-Male," this phrase is essentially a synonym for the more well-known phrase, "Yogurt Male."

Similarly to "Yogurt Males," this male is educated, confident, polite, respectful, sophisticated, and empathetic. He is a gem among the populations... a "Chad among Chads," if you will. This is the best example of what "alpha" and "sigma" males should strive to become. It's almost like a linear progression up to this point.

This male isn't afraid to be caught drinking tea, or enjoying his hobbies in public. In fact, he enjoys doing so! Tea-drinking males enjoy the finer things in life and don't care about what is considered traditionally masculine. He just does what he wants, when he wants... This male might even grow his own tea, or brew it himself in a thrifted teapot that he got a good deal on.

This male doesn't let his confidence and "based" attitude get in the way of his personal relationships. Somehow, despite himself literally radiating "big dick energy," he remains compassionate and friendly at all times. Always willing to converse with, or listen to you over a cup of tea. Sometimes, he even has a contagious effect among other men. Who simply see this male in action, and want to be more like him, or approach him.

Oh my god! He's so cool... 🥶
P1: "Oh man! Is that guy seriously drinking hot tea, in public, over there? What a sissy!"

P2: "Hey dude, that guy clearly doesn't give a shit about what you have to say... why do you always label people for dumb reasons?"

P1: "I don't know, it just pisses me off that he's so confident with that girly beverage in-hand..."

P2: "That's a classic Tea-Drinking male if I've ever seen one... God, he seems so cool, we should go talk to him instead..."

P1: "You're right homie, I shouldn't be so quick to judge others, based on my own insecurities as a man."
by UrbanDicMatt December 28, 2023
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alpha male april

in april, adolescent men ages 13-15 (freshman year) practically go into heat for the first time and just wanna fuck, fuck, and fuck some more. sex is the only thing on their mind and theyre solely concentrated on getting a girl and just like full out his puberty.
girl one: get ready for alpha male april. its coming in fast
girl two: cant wait🙄
by lyerdism March 18, 2019
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Beta Male

A man who likes boobs over ass
"Yeah i would prefer a girl with small ass and big boobs" thats why im a Beta Male
by Giga Chand333 July 14, 2022
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frail male

A puny man or boy.
He was a frail male. But he was still a nice guy.
by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
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male infantile homosexuality

a disorder in male babies that makes the baby refuse to latch on to their mother’s breasts. This is common in premature babies who were in the NICU after they are born. See, gay men hate breasts, while straight men like them. So if a male baby doesn’t suck on their mom’s breasts, they are gay.
I diagnose your baby with male infantile homosexuality

well shit
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 18, 2023
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Trans-male

A Trans-male is a male person who experiences gender dysphoria or identifies as a transgendered person but chooses not to transition. They keep their male body intact without any medical treatments whatsoever.
Joe has decided to accept his gender dysphoria and remain a Trans-male without taking any medication or body altering procedures.
by esdecy December 8, 2025
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Sasha (male)

sasha is such a cool guy. he likes goodkid and laufey so he is goated.
wow, that is sasha (male) he is so cool!
by nAASRHWLI December 11, 2023
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