A male who is far superior to any other in the hierarchy. Dominates alphas as if they were omegas, all the while consuming massive amounts of asbestos through their mouths and other orifices. Asbestos males typically give off a visible green aura with a masculine and primal odor. Insanely attractive, nearly irresistible to emo girls.
Beta: Wow he's so fucling cool and his dick is huge he must be an asbestos male
Other beta: shut up faggot
Other beta: shut up faggot
by Jijjy mund sloop June 24, 2024
Get the Asbestos Male mug.It describes a man who is often found arguing about the benefits of a design software called Figma. They derive most of their pleasure from not using other software and speaking ill about them on Linkedin. Their common phrases include, "Figma supremacy," "Is it responsive?", "I would make a component of that," etc. Unlike an Adobe fan, who is typically capable of using multiple software programs, the Figma male is ignorant of his lack of capability and instead uses it as a moral high ground to increase his self-esteem. These Figma males are usually seen with silver MacBooks, sitting in cafes, and making presentations for B2B SAAS companies. They are also big proponents of ChatGPT, and consider it their church as it helps form most of their opinions. One must avoid Figma males at all costs, specifically during the monsoons when they become especially loud after their yearly fan meet called Config.
You know Rahul right, the figma male from Toronto.
My new colleague is a figma male, he is so annoying.
Cannot wait to drop this figma male....
uhhhh a UX designer... you're not a figma male right?
My new colleague is a figma male, he is so annoying.
Cannot wait to drop this figma male....
uhhhh a UX designer... you're not a figma male right?
by painstation June 27, 2024
Get the figma male mug.It is what every male who listens to Andrew Tate thinks he is. A Sigma Male is one who thinks he is higher then everyone else.
by Bersabel July 1, 2024
Get the Sigma Male mug.A more sophisticated and superior male to yogurt males. Chocomel males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy free chocomel and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently sipping chocomel.
Joost: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Lubo: No, look at him pouring the free drink from the vending machine, it is a Chocomel male.
*Jan pours his chocomel*
Lubo: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while sipping chocomel.
Lubo: No, look at him pouring the free drink from the vending machine, it is a Chocomel male.
*Jan pours his chocomel*
Lubo: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while sipping chocomel.
by ChocomelTruther July 5, 2024
Get the chocomel male mug.A man that is so chad and innovative, that he surpasses those of alphas and sigmas, standing as the leader of leaders, the true emperors of males that any man wishes to be become.
These people are highly respected by all, commiting to his ideals for the betterment of humanity while reaching enlightenment. Despite their dominant personality, they are humble, upstanding souls wishing to improve the lives of all. An Upsilon Male is a man of the people, a true, selfless leader that everyone aspires to be.
These people are highly respected by all, commiting to his ideals for the betterment of humanity while reaching enlightenment. Despite their dominant personality, they are humble, upstanding souls wishing to improve the lives of all. An Upsilon Male is a man of the people, a true, selfless leader that everyone aspires to be.
Mark: I thought Jeremy was an alpha male, but really after he commited his entire day to working at the soup kitchen when they were low on staff, I knew that was the mark of an Upsilon Male
by Upsilon Male July 9, 2024
Get the Upsilon Male mug.A regular person who society all of the sudden decided was the root of all evil. Apparently if you are a straight white male you are a racist. How do they know this? Because of your skin color. (<- which is racism)
Straight white male: “Hi everyone, I hope your day is full of sunshine!”
A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”
A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024
Get the Straight white male mug.The entirety of India/the Middle East is the epitome of Caucasian male Emasculation.
Bunch of over -privileged Caucasian males with billionaire parents bombing themselves for no reason; then emasculating themselves by flinging themselves at helicopters or attempting to flee via wooden raft (it looks like even the Mediterranean Sea respects Caucasian privelehe!).
Little 6-year old girls in Ukraine walk people to safety; Muhammad has the autistic emasculated Caucasity to run away despite being the one to bomb himself, including his country's Roman ruins and centuries -old Buddhist statues in Afghanistan.
Then, Muhammad uses his Caucasian privilege card to colonize country of his choosing, committing gentrification by opening hokey fake tattoo stands and 7/11s in communities of color.
Don't nobody buy from them; guess capitalism only exists for the colonized, and not the colonizer.
Not only that, Muhammad has severe autism and access to institutional priveleges that people of color can't even imagine exist. Without Caucasian priveleges, he would be drowning in poopy water in the slums of Mumbai.
Not only that, Muhammad (anonymously) insults little girls online.
If Muhammad would live in Russia? His ass would have permanent scars from being caned ln a daily basis with a rattan cane and he wouldn't dare behave the way he behaved.
Muhammad is begging to be forced to live in reality and finally finna get his Caucasian priveleges card ripped up.
Bunch of over -privileged Caucasian males with billionaire parents bombing themselves for no reason; then emasculating themselves by flinging themselves at helicopters or attempting to flee via wooden raft (it looks like even the Mediterranean Sea respects Caucasian privelehe!).
Little 6-year old girls in Ukraine walk people to safety; Muhammad has the autistic emasculated Caucasity to run away despite being the one to bomb himself, including his country's Roman ruins and centuries -old Buddhist statues in Afghanistan.
Then, Muhammad uses his Caucasian privilege card to colonize country of his choosing, committing gentrification by opening hokey fake tattoo stands and 7/11s in communities of color.
Don't nobody buy from them; guess capitalism only exists for the colonized, and not the colonizer.
Not only that, Muhammad has severe autism and access to institutional priveleges that people of color can't even imagine exist. Without Caucasian priveleges, he would be drowning in poopy water in the slums of Mumbai.
Not only that, Muhammad (anonymously) insults little girls online.
If Muhammad would live in Russia? His ass would have permanent scars from being caned ln a daily basis with a rattan cane and he wouldn't dare behave the way he behaved.
Muhammad is begging to be forced to live in reality and finally finna get his Caucasian priveleges card ripped up.
Caucasian Male Emasculation is when Muhammad bombs his own country, then flings himself at a helicopter wearing a dress and lets little girls of color do the fighting he is too emasculated to do himself. Without Caucasian priveleges? He would neither believe his actions to be acceptable; his actions would in fact be ILLEGAL and he would be getting caned and shown his place right now.
The extent to which Muhammad is reliant on Caucasian priveleges? 100%.
The extent to which Muhammad is reliant on Caucasian priveleges? 100%.
by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 29, 2024
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