Kyle is the definition of a black hole of mountain dew and happiness. No positive thought feeling or game will escape his clutches as he laughs at your foolishness. He likes writing edgy poetry and making stories that are always depressing. He has a close group of friends and requires an infinite source of sunshine Aka happiness to keep him of the back of others. HE DON'T LIKE FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nathan: Stop being such a Kyle Jason.
Kyle: Well at least I'm not a Nathan.
Nathan: Shut the flip up.
Kyle: Well at least I'm not a Nathan.
Nathan: Shut the flip up.
by Krygenic freezing November 07, 2019
Kyle is one of the most basic white names the world has to Offer, as well as a very douche name. There is a lot of nice Kyle's but I am basing this on stereotypes so don't take offense if your name is Kyle.
by Phillips ammonia July 08, 2019
He is the sexiest thing alive. Usually friends with kids with the names of jett and Joey. They both wanna fuck Kyle, but he resists for another kid by the name of sienna Simon.
by Smxybeast April 10, 2021
by hogwarts0708 March 30, 2019
Usually the Loyal friend inwhich is around your age that Helps you in all aspects of your life but then turns out to be your Mother's sexual Partner
by ReggieRox February 26, 2019
Kyle is one of the best people you can meet. He is very peaceful, sike hes peace control Kyle he will box you like a fish he has the most common name but there is one that stands out... LEGEND CONTROL KYLE infinity areana stats in minecraft, I know can you believe it?
Kyle can bomb you while eating a burger.
by Legend Control Kyle February 12, 2021
He is an absolute twat. Kyle can be seen with a can of Monster energy always in his hands. Low key an alcoholic. Tries his best to get down with the music but can't throw any decent shapes to save his life. They get angry at the slightest of things and like to play fifa in just their boxers.
by BBB7601 November 22, 2021