John Mccain

Slang for Cocaine

He say he want that white, that John Mccain

by StreetsOnLock June 13, 2018

John tanner

Smelly kid who jacks off to teachers.

John Tanner stop

by The def master November 6, 2019

John Bradley

such.a.john.bradley.. omL so lit.

john bradley
Baseball, tennis, always strive to get better 🙏😃

OMG. WHY R U SUCH A john bradley!?!?!?!?

by hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehh June 14, 2018

john chapman

Mega boss man. King of kings. God of all.

That guy is a real john Chapman

by God of fuck gods March 10, 2017

sloppy john

An absolutely atrociously given hand job.

She came back to my place afterwards, but we didn't even fuck—all I got was a sloppy john and an Indian burn.

by IHaveNothingCleverToSay January 25, 2018

John D'Auria

John D'Auria has one of the worst accounts on Twitter. He has a weird crush on Adam Cole and usually tweets about hiim daily. He also loves Pat McAfee and watches The Pat McAfee show every morning,

John D'Auria and Pat McAfee are relatable

by Randomlyly May 20, 2021

John Herbert

An elderly pedophile on Family who's in love with Chris Griffin and makes whistly sounds on the letter "S".

John Herbert: Boys, Boys, we can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers. Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins.

by Viscount Druitt January 8, 2023