July 16th

July 16th is “Leave at 3:30ish P.M. if you’re gay” day. Today is the day to show the world your pride by leaving at exactly 3:30ish pm for a movie at a theater. (The movie can be any genre.) If you participate on July 16th, you have the most pride and enthusiasm for homosexuality than ANYBODY!

“Hey, what are your plans for July 16th?”
“To leave and see a movie at exactly 3:30pm… you know i’m girlypop, right?”
“Oh!! I forgot it’s leave at 3:30ish if you’re gay day!”

by nationalholidays2 July 16, 2024

July 17th

July 17th is the day where you send someone booty pics to someone that ask for them.

Sarah "Hey, Derek can I get a booty pic it's July 17th"
Derek "Fine Sarah." *Derek sends Sarah a booty pic.

by Light9ight July 16, 2024

July 17

July 17th, national send nudes day

It's July 17th, you know what that means, today you have to send nudes

by The Savior, Taco Bell July 17, 2024

July 17

July 17, national send nudes day

July 17th, that means I'll get Jessica's nudes

by The Savior, Taco Bell July 17, 2024

July 13

The day former president Donald J Trump was shot

ON JULY 13th
Billy Bob: yeah trump was shot today

Robby: hope he recovers

by Connorisbingys July 18, 2024

July 21

Nation back shots and back massage day. On this day you’ve gotta hit it from the back and massage your girl.

Gf: OMG ITS JULY 21
Bf: what’s that

Gf: the day you’ve gotta hit it from the back and massage your girl.

by Max from South Park July 21, 2024

July 21

On this day you have to hit it from the back and massage your girl

Gf: omg it’s July 21

Bf: what’s that

Gf: you have to hit it from the back and massage me

Bf: say less

by Max from South Park July 21, 2024