julys

a little boy that hates it when people pronounce his name like the month instead of how its actually pronounced (joo-ly). he is asexual

julys is a weirdo

by jeulieeees June 17, 2024

July 5th

National argue with your girlfriend/boyfriend day

its july 5th babe i wanna argue with you for no reason because its july 5th.

by FBGMtime July 6, 2021

July 8th

national prank your mother day, prank your mother and don’t go easy on her either.

it’s july 8th! i’m gonna prank my mom.

“hey mom i need to tell you something”
“what’s up?”
“im pregnant”
*brain explodes*

by alligatorsareawfullyweird July 8, 2025

July 12th

The birthday of a sexy Girl joking
YOUR FUCKING UGLY

And fatherless

Today is international you’re ugly and fatherless day another year celebrating your age and still being fatherless woohoo it’s the july 12th

by Dizzy_Jxss September 25, 2022

July 17

National send your gf a shirtless pic

Kyle:what day is it
John: July 17
Kyle:I need to send a shirtless pic to my girlfriend

by Bryce Clark Jones July 17, 2025

july 3rd

national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized

Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma

Guy2: its purple, what about yours?

Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?

by Tophy_ayylmao April 8, 2023

july 19th

your kinda dumb, anoyying, mad all the time and dosent do much

hey, you where born in july 19th your dumb

by that dumb dog 82828272 April 2, 2022