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hug-wipe

verb; to squeeze a wad of toilet paper between one's own butt cheeks in order to pull up one's pants and postpone wiping in an emergency
The fire alarm went off when I was in the middle of taking a dump, so I decided to just hug-wipe and get the hell out of there.
by DThompStomp November 23, 2017
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Tardy Hug

A restricting hug that does not allow the other individual to get to class and is released as soon as tardiness is absolute.
"Dude, why were you late to class?"
"These guys came up and Tardy Hugged me. Did I get marked late?"
"Yep, Mr. Franklin marked you tardy."
"No!!"
by CyberWarrior85 November 25, 2011
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Natalie loves hugs

When a natalie loves hugs but she doesn't want u to knoe so if u know a natalie give them a huge hug.
No i don't want hugz and then u give her some :) natalie loves hugs
by Neive haston October 4, 2020
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hug a duck day

April 9th, national hug a duck day in England, Norway, and Iceland. In previously mentioned countries, you must hug at least one duck on April 9th, or suffer consequences such as the death penalty, or up to 40 years in jail, depending on what other fowl have been hugged.
"Hey, I heard Betty forgot to hug a duck on hug a duck day"
"Yeah, she's dead now."
by ducklover9009 April 9, 2021
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Mouth-hug

To gently caress a man's penis within your mouth and rapidly release as to just give it a hug , to give a seller bj ,
I gave my husband a mouth-hug to let him know I really care , oh ide give him a mouth-hug , he is upset you should give him a mouth-hug
by D.Blood September 28, 2021
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Ear-Hug

When you're away from your sweetie and just need a hug, sometimes just the sound of their voice on the phone in your ear feels like an ear-hug.
Their long distance relationship was tough sometimes, and Jane needed lots of ear-hugs, even if the calls were only a few minutes. John was surprised at how much he needed them, too.
by JaneGordon.com November 4, 2023
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Hug Yo Crush

Friend: Hey isn’t that your crush?
Me:Yea why?
Friend: Go hug him.
Me:Why?
Friend: Remember Today’s National Hug yo crush day.
by .Kaiiii2x September 4, 2021
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