shop goat

An employee who performs all the demeaning but no less important tasks at their place of employment. This person is usually young, obedient, and malleable. They are "yes" people who know where everything is, and posses a "lifer" like disposition. Their wage is considered overhead because when overly busy, they accomplish too many different types of tasks and jobs in one day to be categorized to any specific Work Order to be billed. A Shop Goat is usually dirty and sweaty from working hard. They are usually made from high school drop-outs or fatherless children. They are usually easily taken advantage of and will perform the lowest of tasks unrelated to The Company such as feeding the dog (in reference to their employers pets).

I'm not sure why Johnnie continues to put up with his job when they don't value Him, they just need a shop goat. His potential is pigeonholed!

by Oven Mitt Fur December 1, 2018

turning an old Volvo into a goat

the main event at a Bay Area play party

We're turning an old Volvo into a goat at Eunice's party tonight. I hear that Bob and Mortimer are participating.

by Frauleinbird December 8, 2018

Safari Goat

A large mammal that lives manly in Africa that eats almost anything. Mostly just an elephant.

Yo dude, did you see that safari goat eat that pumpkin!

by King Panda October 21, 2018

the GOAT

A person who is the best person ever. They help you whenever you're in need and you can't thank them enough. They are the Greatest Of All Time... They are the GOAT *must look at example*

Alexa is the GOAT, I love her

by thesedefinitionsarethebest October 22, 2018

GOAT

Greatest Of All Time

Eminem is the GOAT

by Onlyrealvibes1 October 31, 2018

Goat Fucker

A goat Fucker is one who takes pleasure in mounting and fucking such a innocent creature

That guy panda sure is a Goat fucker

by DeathProfit November 12, 2018

The GOAT Generation

The current state of the post-modern, american mainstream "chart-topper" musical idolatry which has been propagated by such narcissistic egotistic and self proclaimed "greats" such as Kanye. This mentality had bled into casual lingo with kids and young adults saying non-literal grandiose phrases such as; "Im the greatest", "I'm literally a GOD", "GET AT ME SON", "Im legit the Michael Jordan of ______, seriously".

This is only a temporary phase of immaturity for most, and will be abandoned with age, and a normal personal growth into adulthood is expected.. for most.

Guy: Man.. the future of this Planet is doomed.. we are nothing more than The GOAT Generation... this is the antithesis of intellectual evolution

by TheNobleWolf July 11, 2017