Doing a Simon

When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.

I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore

by FloppySimon May 29, 2019

Doing a Jeanie

Commonly refers to having a friend who likes to come into your house and begin demolishing things or tearing things off walls.

Generally occurs in quick fleeted trips only once or twice a year, much like having a Jeanie released from a bottle they only stay briefly and release either something good or create a whirlwind of events.

Also has a tendency to remind you that she's demolishing things as your Nearly Dead and no longer require them

"Geez Dave what's happened in here, there was some great pics on the wall before now it looks like you've been demolishing the place."

"Yeah Steve I know, Tara was over from New York and she started doing a Jeanie on me"

by Mussman February 9, 2010

Doing a concertina

Doing a concertina is a sex position that consist basically in a group of interracial intercalated fat old couples, side by side, doing on orgy in synchrony, to simulate an concertina opening and closing ( instrumment)

Last friday me tina and some friends were Doing a concertina

by Otariu March 11, 2023

Doing a Rich

Someone Lazy, who claims to put all the effort in but doesn't move or contribute to a teams victory

He's goal hung all game and not moved from the box, Jesus he's doing a Rich

by Fatandlazywilliams April 26, 2023

Doing a Bob

one who has lax tongue muscles and their tongue just "flops" out of their mouth or they keep poking their tongue in and out of their mouth in rapid succession.

doing a bob tongue muscle Doing a Bob

by mr pimpernell March 8, 2015

flouncy do

A short, bubbly hair do with lots of waves and volume. Flouncy do's are hard to "rock" but done well, it is a big hit!

Suzanne: I love your new flouncy do! It looks so perky and curly!
Patty: Thanks. I was nervous at first but I love it!

by GunterCB October 6, 2013

Doing the Obama

Doing the Obama is when a person is killing a lot of children

A good example for he definition of the term „doing the Obama“
„Bruh Anakin,you really did the Obama there with the younglings,ain’t you?“

by LarsLukas February 8, 2021